"what does your tattoo mean?"
It means I wanted it so I fucking got it
How do I politely ask him to push me against a wall and bite my neck and grab my butt and bite my lip and make me moan?
Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:
A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.
THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK
i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it