thecuntssofar:

Bring Me The Horizon - Drown

bookmad:

"fat girls shouldn’t—"

—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.

(via unuhmused)

merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

(via fake-mermaid)

luciferisgr9:

discovers:

spoopy-sherlock:

giraffesandtheclap:

gsfsoul:

That looks like the “gods” are having a rave in the clouds

all hail the glow cloud

all hail the glow cloud

all hail the mighty gloud

all hail the mighty gloud
nubbederasers:

newtonsdick:

i made something for you guys to drag, so drag it right now

click if you’re on mobile
tastefullyoffensive:

[jimbenton]

bewwbs:

why the fuck am I never good enough for anyone?

(via sexfvlly)

drifters-soul:

How do I politely ask him to push me against a wall and bite my neck and grab my butt and bite my lip and make me moan?

(via sexfvlly)

A limerick:

infinitemachine:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

::Slow applause::

(via tapemonster)

disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

(Source: disowns, via deair)

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